sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

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coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

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alyoops:

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#SexyMurderStrut

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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